CHOOSE YOUR DEPTH
One-time payment. No subscription. Coach hates subscriptions.
Walk the surface ruins. Forever free.
- ✅ Full procedural ruins (weather-tinted from your real location)
- ✅ All 8 surface glyph stones
- ✅ 12-entry personalized ASCII cheat-sheet
- ✅ Real iOS + Android install instructions
- ✅ Share link + Hall of Funniest Typos
One coffee. One forever cheat-sheet. The Coach never shuts up.
- ⚡ Everything in Free, plus:
- ⚡ 30+ entry expanded cheat-sheet
- ⚡ Audio pep-talk from Coach Glyph (TTS)
- ⚡ Printable PDF/PNG formatted for fridge-pinning
- ⚡ Catacombs level — 8 advanced stones (medical, code, foreign-language)
- ⚡ Industry jargon detection from your whispers
📜 STONE TABLET TESTIMONIALS
“Stopped texting 'ducking' at my mother-in-law. Worth ten dollars.”
— Anonymous, Cleveland
“The Coach told me I was a king. Then he fixed my keyboard. King behavior.”
— jordan_22
“Catacombs entry 'k8s' -> 'Kubernetes' saved my standup.”
— senior platform engineer
“My phone now knows my dog's name. We have peace.”
— first-time dog owner
FAQ
Is this a subscription?
No. One payment, forever access.
Will this actually work on my phone?
Yes. The cheat-sheet uses native iOS Text Replacement and Android Gboard Personal Dictionary. Both are free, built-in features.
Why $1.99?
Because the Coach respects your time and your wallet.
Refunds?
Email and we'll figure it out, champ.